How many books must a man buy a girl before they may date and live happily ever after?
The Ladybird Answer:
Got it? Good.
My whole life is about trying to be hot af and reading as many books as I can
You are not worthless.
You are not a “mistake.”
You are not better off dead.
You are not “disgusting and fat.”
You are not “a waste of space.”
You are more important than you give yourself credit for.
You are a great person with a meaningful life.
You are a human who is here for a reason.
You are strong enough to get through this.
You are worth nothing but positivity.
And if you wondering if anyone cares about you well..
Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Red - I love you.
Pink - I think you’re cute.
Blue - You’re amazing.
Rose - You’re pretty
Purple - You’re hot.
Plum - I would sex you.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lavender - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Amber - I wish you would notice me.
Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
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Note: these drug dealers don’t get jail time. They just get a shit ton of your money.
CATCHING FIRE WAS MY FAVORITE BOOK
IM SO EXCITED
GALE GETTING PREGNANT
PEETA BECOMING THE PRESIDENT
SNOW GIVING BIRTH
PRIM DATING WITH 2 BOYS AT THE SAME TIME
RUE IS A ZOMBIE
CINNA GOES TO FASHION WEEK
EFFIE WORKS AT A CIRCUS
OMG! DISTRIC 14!!
Please tag your posts as spoilers so nobody’s experience reading the novel or watching the film will be ruined. Thank you.
IM LAUGHING SO HARD